Thursday, June 6, 2013

The Bionic Bum

The Bionic Bum
(An aging beggar throws himself in front of a train.)

Voice: Mark Orzmond: a bum, barely fifty-five. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the audacity...

Scene 1: Orzmond uses his bionic eye to zero in on cigarette butts.

Scene 2: Orzmond drinks with his friend, Buddy, in the park...

Buddy: (Unable to sit up any longer) I'm wasted. How can you keep drinking? (Sound effects on Orzmond's arm as he raises the bottle to his lips in slow motion.)

Scene 3: Orzmond again tries to throw himself in front of a train. Instead, he accidentally leaps over it...

Orzmond: Damn!
  
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